Archive for May 23rd, 2010

May 23, 2010

I'm old.

It’s official. I got married and aged a bajillion years.

I know. I hear you saying, “Brooke, you’re crazy.” BUT IT’S TRUE! Here’s why.

1. I am getting bunions. Ugh. Enough said.

2. The other day, I fell while walking my dog. Just slipped down a hill and landed on my bum. Now, I haven’t fallen like that since I was a little kid. It all happened so fast I didn’t realize what was going on! One minute I was walking Kylie; the next I was sitting in the mud. Honestly…what has happened to my sense of balance?

3. I loaded wet clothes from the washer into the dryer one night last week. And forgot to turn on the dryer.

4. I can no longer sleep in on weekends. Jon slept until noon yesterday. I was up before 8.

Okay, this list is depressing me, so I’m going to stop. There is one redeeming factor to all this–Jon has five years on me. So ha!